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Monday, February 12, 2007


Can you say this quickly?

The Leith police dismisseth us
I'm thankful, sir, to say.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
They thought we sought to stay.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sigh that we sighed as we said goodbye
Was the size of the Leith police.

Thith ith not eathy.
Try saying this quickly after two glasses of red wine:

I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes

I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants
Cos the pheasant plucker's late

I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!
I can tinkle in a cantina
And my canny clan's cleaner
Can click a little canticle
Or a ticklish tune romantical.

...while she rinses it out in the sink thinking 'Who peed in here? And why?'
I can say it quickly and coherently. But not, yanno, at the same time.
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