My friend in the PR department of Random House says that Bareback is currently the 4th bestselling title in WH Smith's front of store promotion this month.

Let's all say it together: Yeeha!!!

And you know what? If you could get your mates to buy more copies, I might push up even further. That would be cool; I might even get to join the nebulous ranks of 'number-one bestsellers' (nebulous because they never say number one in what context).

Lots of lovely copies ... You're feeling very sleepy ... You want lots of lovely copies...