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Friday, November 17, 2006Oh, bits and pieces
Another six-word short story from me:
Hated my dad. Then married him. Do keep 'em coming if you can think of any. A reminder that I'm going to be giving a talk near Chester on Monday evening; I'll give details on the morning of the day, but anyone in the location do come along and say hello. And, for your amusement, a link. My friend Joel (http://www.robotichat.blogspot.com/, if you fancy seeing his blog) is writing a Nanowrimo novel about pirates. In honour of this, and because I was watching Pirates of the Carribean the other day, I call to your attention the following scam baiter. For those of you who aren't familiar with the term, basically, well - you know those e-mails you get saying, in effect, I'M IN NIGERIA AND HAVE TO GET MONEY OUT ILLEGALLY, GIVE ME SOME CASH AND I'LL CUT YOU IN, I'M A MILLIONAIRE, HONESTLY? A modern variant on the Spanish Prisoner con? Some people get mischievous with these bad, fraudulent people, and decide to have a little fun with them. This is a particularly funny example: http://www.scamorama.com/sparrow_bankole.html Don't try to scam a rascal, me hearty.
Comments:
Thanks Kit. The story's not exactly mutinied yet but there are grumblings amongst the characters, especially those that haven't really had a chance to be seen yet. Here's some six word pirate stories.
X marks the spot. Can't read. Marooned with a pistol. No bullets. Chest full of treasure. Need operation. Fire the cannons! Give good references. OK, the last two are more like puns...
Ate the math teacher. School ended.
The alien wore a suit. Married him. Sun exploded. Followed by killer penguins. Hey God? I need a pony. Shot my husband over the cookies.
I think half the world is writing pirate novels this November. I've just hit the procrastination stage in mine. Good luck, Joel!
Can't think of any 6 word pirate stories but here's two Nano inspired ones: Writer died in November caffeine overdose. Husband starved, cats starved, novel written.
Fantastic stuff! Loved the extract. Cassie O'Pia is a great name. Nothing as good as that in mine, though I do like Captain Bracegirdle. Good luck to you too. Although from your word count you need it less than I do...
Thanks! I've never done Nano before - it's the opposite of how I normally write - but I've found a peculiar satisfaction in going all out for word count instead of worrying about quality.
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